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😂Everton lost to ArsenalArsenal 2–0 Everton · English Premier League · Sat 24 Oct
😂Man City lost to Aston VillaAston Villa 2–1 Man City · English Premier League · Sat 24 Oct
😂Man United lost to ComoComo 4–1 Man United · UEFA Champions League · Wed 21 Oct
😂Everton lost to ChelseaEverton 0–2 Chelsea · English Premier League · Sat 17 Oct
😂Man City lost to PSGMan City 2–4 PSG · UEFA Champions League · Wed 14 Oct
😂Man United lost to AtléticoAtlético 2–0 Man United · UEFA Champions League · Tue 13 Oct
😂Arsenal lost to BrightonBrighton 3–0 Arsenal · English Premier League · Sat 19 Sept
😂Spurs lost to Aston VillaSpurs 2–3 Aston Villa · English Premier League · Sat 19 Sept
😂Chelsea lost to BrentfordBrentford 3–0 Chelsea · English Premier League · Fri 18 Sept
😂Man United lost to BrightonMan United 2–3 Brighton · English Carabao Cup · Wed 16 Sept
😂Spurs lost to LiverpoolLiverpool 3–1 Spurs · English Carabao Cup · Tue 15 Sept
😂Man United lost to Man CityMan United 0–1 Man City · English Premier League · Sun 13 Sept
Headlines we enjoyed

Man City lose 100% Premier League record with defeat at Aston Villa
Manchester City suffered defeat for the first time in the Premier League this season when Nicolas Jackson's double earned Aston Villa a 2-1 victory at Villa Park.
ESPN · 2 hr ago

Marc Guéhi form doesn't worry Man City boss Enzo Maresca despite errors
Manchester City boss Enzo Maresca is not worried by the form of defender Marc Guéhi after his mistake contributed to their 2-1 defeat at Aston Villa.
ESPN · 2 hr ago

Man City beaten by double from Aston Villa's Jackson
Nicolas Jackson scored twice to lead Aston Villa to a 2-1 win over Manchester City.
ESPN · 5 hr ago

Michael Carrick provides Man United injury updates, demands mental preparation
Under-fire Michael Carrick says his players must be mentally prepared to move on if misfiring Manchester United are to end their winless run against Bournemouth.
ESPN · 6 hr ago

Man United's worst league starts ever: How does 2026-27 compare?
This Manchester United's worst start to a first division campaign in forty years, but there have been worse.
ESPN · 6 hr ago

Roberto De Zerbi defends Spurs' 'high level' medical staff amid injury crisis
Roberto De Zerbi has defended Tottenham's medical staff despite an ongoing injury crisis.
ESPN · 20 hr ago

Man United will be 'angry, intense,' Marco Rose warns Bournemouth
Marco Rose has told his Bournemouth team to be wary of an angry Manchester United side who will be playing as if they have nothing to lose when they meet at Old Trafford.
ESPN · yesterday

Tottenham's Roberto De Zerbi denies Chelsea raids of former club Brighton are extra motivation for derby
Roberto De Zerbi has hinted at his frustration over Chelsea's frequent raids of former club Brighton but insisted he has no extra motivation when Tottenham visit Stamford Bridge on Saturday.
ESPN · yesterday

Arsenal's Mikel Arteta admits Bukayo Saka injury signs are 'not good'
Mikel Arteta did not deny Bukayo Saka's injury could be significant after the winger's struggles appeared to indicate "not good signs" for his prognosis.
ESPN · yesterday

Carrick refuses to rule out dropping Bruno Fernandes for Man United clash with Bournemouth
Michael Carrick has refused to rule out dropping Bruno Fernandes for Bournemouth's visit to Old Trafford on Sunday after the Manchester United captain appeared to criticise his tactics following the defeat to Como.
ESPN · yesterday

Michael Carrick: Under-pressure Man United boss '100%' backs himself amid tension
Manchester United head coach Michael Carrick started his news conference with a speech that lasted more than five minutes as he tried to rally his players ahead of the crucial Premier League clash against Bournemouth.
ESPN · yesterday

Who's to blame for Man United mess: Carrick, the players ... Ratcliffe?
The bitter truth about United is that their prolonged and deep-rooted decline can be attributed to much more than their manager. Who deserves the most blame, and why?
ESPN · yesterday

Bruno Fernandes' home burgled during Man United loss against Como
Bruno Fernandes returned from Italy after losing to Como with Manchester United in the early hours of Thursday morning and had to deal with a robbery at his house.
ESPN · yesterday

Michael Carrick set to lead Man United vs. Bournemouth amid pressure - sources
Michael Carrick is set to be in charge of Manchester United against Bournemouth this weekend, sources have told ESPN, as he battles to keep his job at Old Trafford.
ESPN · 2 days ago

Who is to blame at Manchester United?
Who is to blame at Manchester United?
ESPN · 2 days ago

Youri Tielemans: 'Everything was missing' in Man United's loss to Como
Youri Tielemans admitted "everything was missing" in Manchester United's humiliating defeat to Como.
ESPN · 2 days ago

Champions League talking points: What to make of the Man Utd mess
Gab Marcotti, Sam Tighe, Beth Lindop and Mark Ogden weigh in on an extremely embarrassing night for Man United, plus all the other moments that mattered from Matchday 3.
ESPN · 3 days ago

Michael Carrick hits back at Bruno Fernandes criticism after Man United loss at Como
Manchester United coach Michael Carrick and captain Bruno Fernandes appeared to trade criticism of each other after Carrick's future was thrown into doubt following a humiliating 4-1 defeat to Como.
ESPN · 3 days ago

Carrick has not given Man United position any thought after Como defeat
Carrick has not given Man United position any thought after Como defeat.
ESPN · 3 days ago

James Maddison apologises to Coventry fans for Tottenham goal celebration
James Maddison has apologised to the Coventry City fans for his goal celebration on Monday night.
ESPN · 4 days ago

Dejan Kulusevski explains why he is 'different' after Tottenham injury hell
Dejan Kulusevski has said that he is "smarter" after ending a 526-day injury-enforced absence as Tottenham beat Coventry on Monday.
ESPN · 4 days ago

Ayyoub Bouaddi, Carlos Baleba offer hope amidst gathering storms at Manchester United and Manchester City
It's been a bruising start to the season for the two Manchester giants, as Manchester United's struggles to rediscover their form under Michael Carrick show little sign of abating, and Manchester City contend with the consequences of their guilty verdict.
ESPN · 4 days ago

Maresca: Manchester City have 'options' despite injury setbacks
Maresca: Manchester City have 'options' despite injury setbacks
ESPN · 5 days ago

Man City's Marc Guéhi: Taking the knee may have lost its impact, more can be done
Manchester City defender Marc Guéhi believes the gesture of soccer players taking the knee before matches might have lost its impact and wants to see more done in the sport's fight against racism.
ESPN · 5 days ago

Antoine Semenyo out for two months, Man City hopeful over Erling Haaland
Antoine Semenyo is injured and faces an eight-week absence for Manchester City, Enzo Maresca confirmed.
ESPN · 5 days ago

Roberto De Zerbi on latest Tottenham training ploy: 'We removed phones' from meals
Roberto De Zerbi has revealed phones were banned from meals during Tottenham's warm weather training camp in Marbella in his latest attempt to turn a vastly-assembled squad into a team.
ESPN · 6 days ago

Arsenal don't look ready to 'attack' the Premier League title like they want to -- yet
Defending Premier League champions Arsenal put in a weak attacking performance at Nottingham Forest -- but maybe that's just fine.
ESPN · 6 days ago

Nicol: Arsenal fans will be frustrated that games are more difficult than they should be
Nicol: Arsenal fans will be frustrated that games are more difficult than they should be
ESPN · 6 days ago

Chelsea's Emi Martínez has jaw surgery, will be 'back in a few weeks'
Emi Martínez said he would be "back in a few weeks" after undergoing surgery following a head injury suffered during Chelsea's Premier League win over Everton on Saturday.
ESPN · 6 days ago

Dejan Kulusevski set to return to Tottenham squad after 526-day injury absence
Dejan Kulusevski will return to Tottenham's matchday squad for the first time in more than 500 days for Monday's visit of Coventry.
ESPN · 6 days ago

Premier League recap: Villa defeat Newcastle, Haaland with brace in Man City win
Aston Villa were able to get a crucial away win against Newcastle, while there were more goals for Erling Haaland as Manchester City defeated Ipswich Town.
ESPN · 7 days ago

Enzo Maresca plays down Erling Haaland injury fears after Man City star limps off
Enzo Maresca has played down fears over Erling Haaland's fitness after the striker limped off at the end of Manchester City's 3-2 win over Ipswich.
ESPN · 7 days ago

Man City fans' inflatable banana craze sweeps defiant Etihad
Manchester City fans continued to show their defiance amid the club's crisis with inflatable bananas out in force at the Etihad Stadium during their 3-2 win over Ipswich Town.
ESPN · 7 days ago

Why are Man City fans bringing inflatable bananas to games?
Man City fans keep waving hundreds of inflatable bananas, but how do they relate to the club's guilty verdict?
ESPN · 7 days ago

Everton 0-2 Chelsea: Pedro Neto ends hosts' unbeaten run in game overshadowed by Emi Martínez injury - as it happened
Pedro Neto scored a brace at either end of the second half, which also saw Emi Martinez stretchered off with a head injury.
ESPN · 7 days ago

Hislop blames Pickford for Chelsea's first goal vs. Everton
Hislop blames Pickford for Chelsea's first goal vs. Everton
ESPN · 7 days ago
Pedro Neto nets brace as Chelsea end Everton's unbeaten run
Pedro Neto scored twice in the second half to guide Chelsea to a 2-0 win at Everton on Saturday in a Premier League match marred by a serious-looking head injury to Chelsea goalkeeper Emi Martínez.
ESPN · 7 days ago

Chelsea's Reece James may be sidelined beyond Christmas- Xabi Alonso
Chelsea have confirmed that their captain Reece James has undergone successful minor knee surgery.
ESPN · 8 days ago

Maresca not stressed about Man City's guilty charges
Maresca not stressed about Man City's guilty charges
ESPN · 8 days ago

777 exec Wander, who led Everton bid, guilty of fraud; to repay $500M
An American businessman whose firm invested in several European soccer clubs that struggled under its ownership pleaded guilty to fraud Thursday in New York.
ESPN · 9 days ago

Senne Lammens: Man United must get 'sour' taste of late Tottenham woe out of mouth
Senne Lammens has said that Manchester United head to Atlético Madrid determined to get rid of the "sour" taste left in their mouth by Saturday's draw against Tottenham.
ESPN · 13 days ago

Everton's Martin Sherif fined for breaching FA betting rules
Everton youngster Martin Sherif has been fined for breaching Football Association betting rules.
ESPN · 16 days ago

Folarin Balogun reopens door to Premier League despite failed Everton move
United States striker Folarin Balogun has said that he would still be keen to play in the Premier League, even though his transfer deadline day move to Everton collapsed in dramatic fashion.
ESPN · 19 days ago

Thierno Barry strikes for Everton to sink 10-man Ipswich
Abdul Fatawu's dismissal after being shown a second yellow card for diving capped a frustrating afternoon for Ipswich in their 1-0 defeat at Everton.
ESPN · 35 days ago